Welcome To Larry's Website

#1 THE TRUTH IS DELIVERED IN TINY INCREMENTS, my gift to you this Christmas is the whole truth.

My list:

- This is the first item on my list.

- Slowly I begin to realise that I do not have much to say to the general public.

LOOK AT ME! I'm a line of text sliding across the screen. LOOK AT ME! I'm a line of text sliding across the screen. Image Gallery
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LOVE IS REAL IT LOOKED INTO MY EYES AND SPIT INTO THEM LOVE IS REAL IT LOOKED INTO MY EYES AND SPIT INTO THEM

I'm Going To Start Wearing A Hat...

Comment down below now if you're taking a stand against teenagers and their sporadic reinventions of self that usually end with a Really Bad Haircut. I say this with love in my heart.

P.S hi!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.P.S apples says hello

My Mind Has Never Been Clearer

I don’t have the moxie of a Tiktok heartthrob with a massive penis. I just don’t. This is why I shuffle down the aisles of grocery stores at the mall… shaking with fear… diet foods clutched in hand.